There was a man who had such a
person. He had that day all planned out.
He ordered a cake and had it sent to her office. He sent numerous text messages expressing his
feelings.
Later that evening he took her
to a prestigious restaurant that had a romantic setting.
The meal was tantalizing and
the wine was exquisite. While they were having desert, the man gently took hold
of both hands, looking intensely and said. “Look into my eyes, tell me what you
see”. The beautiful lady moved closer to him, starred intently into his eyes
and replied. “Oh! You have an
encroaching pterygium. Can I book you for surgery in my clinic?”
Hilarious! I guess that’s what
you get for dating an eye doctor.
On a serious note. What is an “encroaching pterygium”?
According to Millidot’s dictionary of optometry and
visual science, a pterygium is a triangular fold of bulbar conjunctiva in
the interpalpebra fissure, with its apex advancing progressively towards the
cornea, usually from the nasal side.
I hope that’s not too
technical. All its saying is that a pterygium is an abnormal mass of tissue
arising from the conjunctiva of the inner corner of the eye. It is common among people in warm, dry
climates and/or people who are on the long term, exposed to outdoor elements or
smoky/dusty environments.
It is benign but sometimes may
become red and inflamed. When it
advances onto the cornea, it is then said to be encroaching.
Management
UV – blocking spectacles are
advised due to the apparent link with exposure to the environment. Patents are advised to avoid smoky or dusty
areas as much as possible.
Ocular lubricants can also be
used to reduce the feeling of dryness in some instances.
In cases where the encroaching
pterygium is significant i.e. blocking the visual axis and/or cosmetically
unacceptable, surgical excision is advised.
1 comment:
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